Bring some sarcastic truth to the shop with this Idiot Proof Machinist design! Featuring a skeletal machinist holding micrometers and the brutally funny quote “I try to make things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots”, this piece captures the daily struggle of every precision craftsman.
With bold red, black, and steel-gray lettering, set against a textured industrial backdrop, this design is made for those who take their work seriously — but not the nonsense around them.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's the perfect fit for machinists with sarcasm, experience, and zero tolerance for incompetence.
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing pigskinstudio.com@gmail.com with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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