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Grumpy Old Machinist Apparel – Funny Workwear

Price range: $27.99 through $40.99

Grumpy Old Machinist – Workwear — printed to order for machinists. Choose from 4 garment styles and 5 colours, in a full unisex size range. Shipped worldwide.

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  • Heavyweight ring-spun cotton — built for the job site
  • High-density print that survives wash after wash
  • Pick your cut: tee, V-neck, long sleeve or hoodie
  • Printed to order just for you — ships in 3-5 business days

Show your machinist pride with this bold and humorous design made for skilled trade professionals who know precision matters! Featuring detailed machinist measuring tools, rugged distressed artwork, metallic effects, and bold typography, this design perfectly captures the hardworking attitude and sharp personality of experienced machinists. The quote “Walk Away I Am A Grumpy Old Machinist I Have Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People” delivers relatable shop humor that every machinist can appreciate.

The precision caliper and micrometer graphics combined with the cracked industrial-style background create a strong blue-collar look that stands out in machine shops, workshops, garages, or casual settings. Designed for machinists, CNC operators, metalworkers, and manufacturing professionals, this apparel celebrates craftsmanship, skill, and trade pride with a touch of sarcasm.

Made for comfort, durability, and everyday wear, this apparel is perfect for long shop hours, weekend projects, or as a thoughtful gift for machinists who enjoy funny trade-themed designs.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Style

Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie
Color

Black, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Navy
Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping Information

Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.

DestinationCarrierDelivery timeCost
United StatesUSPS / UPS7-15 business days$7.99 — free over $99
CanadaUSPS / Canada Post10-20 business days$9.99
United KingdomRoyal Mail10-20 business days$9.99
Australia & New ZealandAustralia Post12-25 business days$11.99
Rest of worldStandard international12-30 business days$12.99

A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.

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Returns & Exchanges

If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

  • Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
  • Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
  • Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.

Start a return by emailing pigskinstudio.com@gmail.com with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.

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