Show off your grumpy machinist attitude and blue-collar pride with this loud, sarcastic, and patriotic design! Featuring bold text that reads "I am a grumpy machinist. I’m allergic to stupidity and I break out in sarcasm…", this shirt delivers humor and honesty in one shot.
With a caliper graphic and bright neon highlights, this design also emphasizes values like family, country, and pride in your trade, making it perfect for machinists who are unapologetically proud of their profession and beliefs.
Comfortable and durable enough for long shifts or casual wear, this is gear that speaks your mind.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's ideal for machinists with a bold personality and love for their craft.
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing pigskinstudio.com@gmail.com with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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