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Show your carpenter pride with attitude in this funny and edgy design! Featuring the bold quote "I Can't Fix Stupid But I Can Fix What Stupid Does", crossed hammers, skulls, and heavy chains set against a blue lightning background, this design delivers a powerful message with humor and grit. The bold typography and electrifying artwork reflect the no-nonsense, problem-solving spirit of carpenters who get the job done right—no matter what.

Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this piece is perfect for the job site or a casual day out, combining comfort, durability, and bold identity for any true carpenter.

Style

Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie

Color

Black, Cardinal Red, Dark Chocolate, Dark Heather, Forest Green, Navy

Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping Information

Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.

DestinationCarrierDelivery timeCost
United StatesUSPS / UPS7-15 business days$7.99 — free over $99
CanadaUSPS / Canada Post10-20 business days$9.99
United KingdomRoyal Mail10-20 business days$9.99
Australia & New ZealandAustralia Post12-25 business days$11.99
Rest of worldStandard international12-30 business days$12.99

A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.

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Returns & Exchanges

If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

  • Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
  • Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
  • Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.

Start a return by emailing pigskinstudio.com@gmail.com with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.